So, here's a little ditty I put together:
HAVE A HANURAMAKWANZMAS
To the tune of “Have A Holly Jolly Christmas”
by Johnny Marks © 1962
Parody lyrics by Bob Haworth
© 2007 Three Cats Music, BMI
HAVE A HANURAMAKWANZMAS
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT THIS YEAR
WE MUST NOT OFFEND OUR DIVERSE FRIENDS
WITH WORDS THEY SHOULDN’T HEAR
HAPPY HANURAMAKWANZMAS
THAT’S THE WAY TO SAFELY GREET
MUSLIMS, JEWS & AFRICANS TOO
OR ANY CHRISTIANS YOU MAY MEET
OH, OH, TODAY YOU KNOW YOU’VE GOT TO BE PC
SO YOU DON’T TICK SOMEBODY OFF
NOW REPEAT AFTER ME
HAPPY HANURAMAKWANZMAS
YOU CAN SAY IT WITHOUT FEAR
OH BY GOLLY HAVE A HANURAMAKWANZMAS THIS YEAR
HAPPY HANURAMAKWANZMAS
IT’S AN ALL-INCLUSIVE PHRASE
ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE THAT YOU’RE PC
WHEN IT COMES TO THE HOLIDAYS
HAPPY HANURAMAKWANZMAS
& YOU’LL HAVE NO REGRETS
THAT IS UNLESS SOME ATHIEST DECIDES TO BE UPSET
IT’S HANUKKAH, RAMADAN, KWANZA & CHRISTMAS TOO
JUST PRAY YOU DON’T GET BUSTED BY THE ACLU
HAPPY HANURAMAKWANZMAS
JUST SAY IT LOUD & CLEAR
OH BY GOLLY HAVE A HANURAMAKWANZMAS THIS YEAR
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