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Martika showing Brightman how to drive...........

Posted by Brightman on February 15, 2008, 3:48 pm
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[[They are inside a Brilliant triple white chevrolet corvette. The coolest vehicle.]]

[[Mazzy Star's song FADE INTO YOU is playing the soundscape coming from the white corvette that Martika and Brightman are inside of.]]

[[Its Martika's car. It has a MARTIKA name logo on the front window shield. She is showing John Brightman how to drive.]]

[[She explains to him about the 4cam 32valve. She tells him that the most important thing is knowing the usage of gas.]]

John Brightman: Martika, y si la bateria se muere?

Martika: Pon una nueva batteria en el mounted radar detector. Get in the drivers seat. I'll show you how its done.

[[Martika puts the music up]]

~~~mazzy star/:~~~I look at you and I see nothing. I look at you to see the truth. .......You come across, you go blind. Some kind of light between your darkness. Close your eyes, across my face....Fade into you......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Martika: Take a look at whats in front of you. The stirring wheel. The adjustment shift stick handle. Understand the shift stick with clear blind-wise knowledge.

John Brightman: What about all these other buttons?

Martika: Thats nothing, those are lights, the radio, heater and air conditioner, but all that later. For right now, know how to drive first. Learn how to control the foot pedals for gas and for the brakes.

Be a smart driver. Drive safely. Look cool, look comfortable. Women like that. Don't be a race-punk sucker. Thats a fools act.

John Brightman: Right...

[[Brightman begins to drive. He learns slowly but surely. They are at an empty large open space parking lot. Brightman is getting the idea. ]]

[[After driving for 30 minutes, Martika says, ]]

Martika: Go into the street level, and drive around the block once.

John Brightman: I don't dare.

Martika: Look at the speed limit signs. Stay with the right of way. You'll be okay. Go for it.

John Brightman: (gasp)...Alright.

[[Brightman does a good job driving the car around the block once.]]

Martika: Very well. Learn the signs. The rest is real simple. As long as you follow the speed limit signs, you'll be okay.

John Brightman: I can' believe nobody ever had time to show me how to drive.

Martika: Thats bazaar.

John Brightman: And I have the money to learn. You know?

Martika: Right.

John Brightman: When I get my working chance, I want to save money, then see you about this car?

Martika: For sure.

John Brightman: Thats the other thing, the scrutinnee of illegitmate hiring at companies. I'm tired of going to places and the employers not realy having the people skill to the position because of the lack of vocabulary knowledge about the english language. I mean what the hell. Especially security firms. They hire the most un-qualifying pathetic people to work...

Martika: You know why? Because they don't fight. Bosses are like that black school principle from that movie, that old film, you know, they feel threatenned about their job when a wise person comes about. Thats why they hire people who will stay stuck at one position for a long time. But don't worry about that. You'll surpass that.

People who are illegitimately hired, never go far in the long run.

John Brightman: Yeah but they are still in the way.

Martika: They get hired anyway right?

John Brightman: Yeah. I mean, the gangster brags about all his good. I say, quit the bragging and even the money then lets see what the choices of women really really is.

Martika: Hahahaha..I understand.