Jerry Springer- A Brightman victory

Posted by Brightmanizer on February 11, 2008, 12:01 am
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Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Springer: Thank you. Thank you. We have a great show. Today we have the topic, I CHEATED ON MY WEALTHY BOYFRIEND WITH A DELINQUENT BUM. Ashlee Simpson cheats on her boyfriend John Brightman. And listen to this, she doesn't cheat on him with levelled individuals. No. She cheats on him with slump street bums. Say hello to Ashlee. Audience: ????????????...... Jerry Springer: Ashlee, John Brightman brings you to life and gives you a chance to fight the demons of the streets, and having the power on your side, you abandon that, and make it look as if John Brightman, is the problem and the bum, is the good person. John Brightman turned around for you. Where is the thank you? Ashlee Simpson: I love John Brightman. I'm greatful that he did turn around for me. Jerry Springer: Yeah but why do you say John Brightman negative when the man fought for you and spat blood for you? Ashlee Simpson: Wait a minute, John Brightman, all he did was take me home. He did nothing for me. Jerry Springer: First of all, if thats what you think, then you don't know anything about John Brightman. John Brightman lives at a beautiful luxurious kynvete ranch as well. And you missed out like a fool. And why are you constantly furious? Ashlee Simpson: Will you just bring John Brightman out here so that I can let him know what a cheap scumbag he is? Jerry Springer: We should bring out the cheater first? Lets bring out the cheater. He is, Horseshit-Homey....... Audience: Booooooooooo. Jerry Springer: Horsehit, why do you act like if you are in John Brightmans level? Horseshit-Homey: I gots money. Okay. John Brightman gotz none. Ashlee Simpson: Yeah. Jerry Springer: Money? And you believe that Ashlee? Ashlee Simpson: I tend to believe its true. Jerry Springer: Because he takes his 40 dollars out and counts it all in ones, means he is money? Don't you think John Brightman has more money then him? I mean don't you think? Ashlee Simpson:????But, he didn't show me.. Jerry Springer: If John Brightman were down and out, and you came about and let him come to your house, and he told you that he loves Boston Creme donut with such a crave and you live off Boston Creme Donuts, would you let John Brightman know, where the secret donut holder is? Ashlee Simpson: Thats crazy. He'll go right in their and take all the Boston Creme and clear me out in a matter of minutes. And that is too much donuts for him to go in their and waste it. Jerry Springer: Get my point Ashlee? Ashlee Simpson: ...... Horsehshit Homey: I like donuts. Shit, feel me up with Donuts. Ashlee Simpson: ....... Jerry Springer: Horseshit likes donuts. I think is time for John Brightman.... [[When John Brightman came about, he saw Horseshit Homey. Passed by him. And sat down. been Jerry Springer stage smarter, Brightman jumped up, and punched Horseshit in the left eye, sending him back falling off the chair. He cut open Horsehits left eye. And the audience approved.]] Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Springer: We have to take a break, Be right back.

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