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Brightmanizing.......

Posted by John Brightman on January 28, 2008, 2:11 pm
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[[Bono is upset, angry, defuriated. Wall-punching. His bitter rage is extremely escelated to the most profound of madness. He is screaming, yelling, maoning, grunging and groaning.]]

John Brightman: Hey Bono. Why are you so angry?

Paul Bono: The global funds- and companies of
extreme poverty. The fights againts it.

John Brightman: ????...I'm sorry. I don't understand?

Paul Bono: look, I'm a rock star. I like music. I like the soundscape. The melody. The sense of imagination to the music.

John Brightman: The marijuana.

Paul Bono: The marijuana...wo..Hold on....Not that.

John Brightman: Where is Ashlee Simpson, gotz marijuana any for me?

Ashlee Simpson: Pzzz! Yeah, I'll bring you some...

NBC: Hahaahahahahahaahaha!

The Police: Uh, Ashlee what your doing is wrong. Ashlee....

Ashlee Simpson: Shut up! Get the f uck away from me!...

The Police: Where is she going? Look she is going to John Brightman. With that stuff.

John Brightman: Thank you Ashlee.

Ashlee Simpson: Why didn't you tell me you like marijuana, I could have gotten you allot of it. Timbaland sells that stuff. His cool. His my boy.

NBC: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

John Brightman: I don't count on it. This is just so that I can chill with Bono....

Paul Bono: I use to work in a restaurant, but I like singing better.

Wyclef Jean: Hey Bono, whassup, you smoke weed yo? Yo, I gotz the good stuff. Yo, just give me 500 dalls yo and I gotz you covered B, I'll have my guy bring you the stuff.

John Brightman: Wowowowowow..Wo...Before you do anything, Bono has not even agreed to making any deals.

Wyclef Jean: Shakira Shakira, 75 dollars! 75 dollars!

John Brightman: 75 dollars? Fawk Q Wyclef. I can get Shakira music for 20 dollars. Man get the hell out of here you flamer. You poor excuse of a hustler.

Wyclef Jean: Trouble, trouble...Brightman is trouble.

John Brightman: Fool. Shakira 75 dollars. Shut the hell up. Shakira music can be found for 20 dollars. Bono, don't make deals with people like him. I don't smoke weed. But, I will smoke once in a blue man. Look, lets not lie. I will. You see what I'm saying?

Paul Bono: Right.

John Brightman: But that guy, that is not the deal I am trying to get at. That Biz Markie in denial of his ugly looks fool, can play it like we buy drugs all he wants, but that doesn't mean thats what were doing. And it sures hells doesn't make him good people. You see?

Paul Bono: Right.

John Brightman: You want music. Lets talk about music. Forget about the dudes. Men don't know shit about music. I always stipulated that music is done better by women. Because is true. Soundscapes and voice range should not be one piece in music. Is not fair. ....

I like Kylie Monigue. I BELIEVE IN YOU, Annie CHEWING GUM, GoldFrapp-FLY ME AWAY and two from Ashlee Simpson, SHADOWS and L.O.V.E...Thats music...

Paul Bono: whats the problem in this world?

John Brightman: People are angry first of all. You don't make decisions when your angry. Not just that, people are not trying to listen to reason. People are trying to make their own leader. Like when I see cartoons you never see a good story about John Brightman and Andrea Corr, falling in love, coming together, the story ending beautifully. Look at what is been drawn. And their is allot of that, that people get use to it. But really, it doesn't have to be that way. You see Bono, this world, wants a chance, but are not willing to give, yours truly good ole John Brightman a chance. But, they want a chance. You see....

Paul Bono: I kind of get it.