Receptionist: We are so much better then 790. Here at 811, you will be close to the hudson sports bar and grill. You will still be near radio city.
John Brightman: Fine. I'll take a room.
Receptionist: Sure.
John Brightman: Any good movies showing?
Receptionist: Yeah. Jay Leno 2.
John Brightman: Jay Leno 2? Whats that about?
Receptionist: Oh, you must not have heard about Jay Leno. They say, the man has allot of heart. The producers figure, Jay Leno represents what been in Rocky shape and having a rocky heart means.
John Brightman: really? Can I see a preview?
Receptionist: Sure.
~~~~JAY LENO 2~~~~
(Rocky Balboa: Hey Jay, can't you think of something tougher to say then oops?
(all laugh)
(jay Leno smiles 
and does the smart thing and walks away. Goes to the bathroom and thinks it over) 
.
_--Then his wife Norah Jones, got hospitalized.
Jay Leno: We are in this together. We are in this together.
(sleeping) Norah Jones:Zzzzz...
Borat: Boring!
Norah Jones: Jay, there is something I want you to do...Come here?
Jay Leno:
Norah Jones: Win....Win.
Jay Leno: .....
Lindsay Lohan: What are we waiting for!...
(Jay takes one last look at his wife with a smile before he goes and trains.)
(Jay Leno)..........
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Receptionist: Wha do you think?
John Brightman:....???..Nah. I'll just go to the streeter cafe tonight. You se Jay Leno is better off making jokes. A heart and fire character really isn't Jay Leno's neighborhood. He is a tiger now. I told him, sorry Jay, U-tiger now. Told him to stop calling me.
Receptionist: hahahahahaha. I get it.
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