Edited by Hogbender on June 1, 2016, 0:03:18
One day this young man looks at his now adult dog, and every one of my prophesies had come to pass. He calls me up and asks, "Now What?"
Now the Dumbass thinks I may know a thing or two. I laughed at him and called him a "Dumbass" until I could laugh no more.
The dog had some really bad habits, but the young man learned some lessons that will last him for life. The young man did a good job with this dog's OFF.(most important command of all) He could turn this dog OFF, and take him everywhere with him.
This dog died several years ago and the young man just sent these to me with permission to share them.
E-Dog - 2012 WPBTCA National Championships
The time when screech owls and Bandogges howl and spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves.
Act I, Scene IV of William Shakespeare's "King Henry VI"