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Posted by Angelina
on 6/3/2011, 11:40 am
64.54.105.78
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts – I celebrate
By kissing your face
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy – come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend– come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Meter reader – come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man – come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor’s cat – come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this one and weep
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle
I hate my choke chain
Look, World. They strangle me. Ack!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot – no greater bliss – well,
Maybe catching cats
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do
The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence – why?
Because it’s there. Because it’s
There. Because it’s there.
I am your best friend
Now, always and especially
When you are eating
My owners’ mood is
Romantic. I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
From kpwlee at http://forum.dog.com/forums/
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