half French. For that reason I sometimes call
her froggy which she doesn't like at all.
She often says 'can I be English like you?'
No you can't I say, there are only two types
of person on this earth, English and foreigners
and you belong to the latter catagory.
I try to pacify her and say 'look here old
girl, if you're born foreign, like so many
other people, you've just got to put up with it.
At least like the rest of the world you can
speak our language, so you're half way there!'.