My wife had just finished putting together
a lamb casserole which had then gone into
the oven for 3 hours.
I approached her as she was doing the
dishes and said 'I say, old thing, there's
this North American chum who thinks I'm
going to live to regret it if I don't tell you
I love you before it's too late'.
'That's a nice thought on his part but in our
case I do hope I won't be pushing up the
daisies before you' she said.