Tao Speaks: Re: mind the gap, ladies and gentlemen

Re: mind the gap, ladies and gentlemen

Posted by Butcho on 4/23/2009, 4:53 pm, in reply to "mind the gap, ladies and gentlemen"
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--Previous Message--
: One cultivates to realize one does not need
: to
: cultivate.
:
: ------------------------------
:
: Butcho,
:
: I may not cultivate to realize I don't need
: to cultivate, but I can see into the future.
:
: In 2036, appearing on a television tribute
: honoring the late Oprah Winfrey, your
: granddaughter will recount her grandfather's
: long sad journey from aspiring intellect to
: cyber-preacher to mass-murderer.
:
: She will announce the formation of the
: "Save Our Children from
: Consciousness-Altering Drugs
: Foundation," dedicated to your memory
: and devoted to the cause of keeping
: Westerners away from the dangerous
: combination of psychedelic drugs and ancient
: Eastern texts.
:
: At the time, I will be confined to a nursing
: home for people suffering from moderate to
: severe Alzheimer's Disease. Positioned in
: front of the television set, I will vaguely
: recall having once written on the computer
: to a maniac who met your description.
:
: It will be my lunch time however, and I will
: be wheeled into the dining room where Mrs.
: Brockman will once again have to be
: restrained from removing her blouse.
:
: Steve
:
:
Steve,

I am glad to find out that my granddaughter will find her reason for being, her destiny. That takes a load off my behind. It also makes me happy to know that I will have something to do with her finding her niche.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but you already are in the early stages of old timers disease old buddy old pal. You may need to read all of my posts all over again. Casting my pearls before alzenheimers like you is a heavy burden at times, but I don't no-mind.

Sorry to tell you this but you won't be able to watch TV. All remote control devices will be banned from the planet in 2017 when the Neuralnet takes over from the Internet. People will change channels with their never-minds and you will be shit out of luck brainless. I guess you didn't see that one coming. No one is perfect, not even a perfect putz such as yourself.

Mrs. Brockman is rat's sister so you might want to keep that in no-mind before you go telling the rest of the story.

Butcho

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Message Thread:

For anyone who accidentally fell into this rabbit hole: - white rabbit 4/22/2009, 4:29 pm
- Re: For anyone who accidentally fell into this rabbit hole: continued - white rabbit 4/22/2009, 4:32 pm
  - there is no exit from this hell - Steve 4/22/2009, 6:18 pm
    - Rabbit Stew - Butcho 4/22/2009, 9:34 pm
      - mind the gap, ladies and gentlemen - Steve 4/23/2009, 8:38 am
        
        Re: mind the gap, ladies and gentlemen - Butcho 4/23/2009, 4:53 pm
- bu - ren ying 4/23/2009, 1:56 pm
- Re: For anyone who accidentally fell into this rabbit hole: - ren ying 4/23/2009, 2:10 pm
  - Re: For anyone who accidentally fell into this rabbit hole: - Butcho 4/24/2009, 9:19 am
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--Previous Message-- : : --Previous Message-- : One cultivates to realize one does not need : to : cultivate. : : ------------------------------ : : Butcho, : : I may not cultivate to realize I don't need : to cultivate, but I can see into the future. : : In 2036, appearing on a television tribute : honoring the late Oprah Winfrey, your : granddaughter will recount her grandfather's : long sad journey from aspiring intellect to : cyber-preacher to mass-murderer. : : She will announce the formation of the : "Save Our Children from : Consciousness-Altering Drugs : Foundation," dedicated to your memory : and devoted to the cause of keeping : Westerners away from the dangerous : combination of psychedelic drugs and ancient : Eastern texts. : : At the time, I will be confined to a nursing : home for people suffering from moderate to : severe Alzheimer's Disease. Positioned in : front of the television set, I will vaguely : recall having once written on the computer : to a maniac who met your description. : : It will be my lunch time however, and I will : be wheeled into the dining room where Mrs. : Brockman will once again have to be : restrained from removing her blouse. : : Steve : : : Steve, : : I am glad to find out that my granddaughter : will find her reason for being, her destiny. : That takes a load off my behind. It also : makes me happy to know that I will have : something to do with her finding her niche. : : I hate to be the one to tell you this but : you already are in the early stages of old : timers disease old buddy old pal. You may : need to read all of my posts all over again. : Casting my pearls before alzenheimers like : you is a heavy burden at times, but I don't : no-mind. : : Sorry to tell you this but you won't be able : to watch TV. All remote control devices will : be banned from the planet in 2017 when the : Neuralnet takes over from the Internet. : People will change channels with their : never-minds and you will be shit out of luck : brainless. I guess you didn't see that one : coming. No one is perfect, not even a : perfect putz such as yourself. : : Mrs. Brockman is rat's sister so you might : want to keep that in no-mind before you go : telling the rest of the story. : : Butcho :

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