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what I want to do to Butcho's 'Unitive One'

Posted by Steve on 2/6/2009, 5:11 pm, in reply to "You can't have any pudding unless you eat yer meat!"
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First, I want to bind its mouth with duct tape so its screams cannot be heard. Then I want to compress it into a ball measuring 1/4 of an inch in diameter. Then I want to swallow it whole, along with 2 stool softener pills purchased at my local pharmacy. Then I want to wait 24 hours.

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- jemimy 2/6/2009, 8:49 pm I'll have my eggs over easy. - Butcho 2/6/2009, 10:16 pm 2/7/09 Standings -- 'Worst Daoists in the Universe' - Steve 2/7/2009, 8:07 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - PuddinHead 2/7/2009, 4:23 pm Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - Wayne L. 2/7/2009, 7:23 pm Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - jemimy 2/7/2009, 9:22 pm Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - PuddinHead 2/8/2009, 9:39 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - jemimy 2/8/2009, 10:50 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - PuddinHead 2/8/2009, 9:41 pm Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - ren ying 2/7/2009, 3:36 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - PuddinHead 2/7/2009, 4:25 pm Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - ren ying 2/8/2009, 1:36 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - PuddinHead 2/8/2009, 9:41 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 6:35 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? - Steve 2/7/2009, 9:12 am nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 10:37 am Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Steve 2/7/2009, 10:51 am Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 11:18 am Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Steve 2/7/2009, 12:04 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 2:16 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - gar 2/7/2009, 2:49 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 2:54 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Steve 2/7/2009, 2:52 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Bao Pu 2/7/2009, 2:56 pm Tao Te Ching #1 - Butcho 2/8/2009, 9:40 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 - Steve 2/8/2009, 10:08 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 & the complaining lady - rat 2/8/2009, 12:00 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 & the complaining lady - Steve 2/8/2009, 1:08 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 & the complaining lady - gapman 2/8/2009, 1:27 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 & the complaining lady - Steve 2/8/2009, 1:48 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 & the complaining lady - gapman 2/8/2009, 2:34 pm the idea of pretend - Steve 2/8/2009, 4:22 pm Re: the idea of pretend - gapman 2/8/2009, 5:25 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Butcho 2/8/2009, 4:19 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Steve 2/8/2009, 5:00 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - PuddinHead 2/8/2009, 9:33 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Butcho 2/8/2009, 11:11 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Steve 2/9/2009, 7:47 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - PuddinHead 2/9/2009, 11:47 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Steve 2/9/2009, 1:28 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. & the Gone Foot - rat 2/9/2009, 2:45 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - PuddinHead 2/19/2009, 8:04 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Steve 2/20/2009, 9:06 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - kopp 1/3/2013, 12:56 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 Chuang Tzu's Way. - Butcho 2/8/2009, 10:56 pm how it works - Bao Pu 2/9/2009, 5:37 am Re: how it works - Steve 2/9/2009, 8:12 am Re: how it works - rat 2/9/2009, 8:39 am Re: how it works - Bao Pu 2/9/2009, 3:03 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 - Wayne L. 2/9/2009, 9:25 am Re: Tao Te Ching #1 - Steve 2/9/2009, 1:40 pm Re: Tao Te Ching #1 - Wayne L. 2/9/2009, 3:35 pm Re: nothing--absolutely nothing--to do with Daoism - Wayne L. 2/9/2009, 9:11 am Re: Why Did Lao Tzu Write the TTC ? 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