
Posted by rat on 12/24/2008, 8:29 am, in reply to "Re: season of joy"
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: You are indeed an awful Daoist, Lian Dao.
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: Here is the order of worst Daoists in the
: universe (in 'worst order'):
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: 1. Nina
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: 2. Lian Dao
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: 3. Steve
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: 4. rat
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: Shit! How do you get to be # 1?
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: love,
: rat
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: Through your association with the other
: three on the list, rat, word will get out
: that you consort with unredemptives,
: hedonists, and undifferentiated
: scum-of-the-earth.
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: People seeking wise counsel will stop
: tugging on your robe. Book sales will
: suffer. National Public Radio will not
: interview you.
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: Eventually, Lian Dao will rediscover his
: Jewish roots, enter a rabbinical seminary,
: and stop posting here.
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: Then your ranking in the list will rise.
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: Whew! Thank God there is hope. And that is
: fitting in this season of joy.
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: "GOD JUL"
: "BUON
: ANNO"
: "FELIZ
: NATAL"
: "JOYEUX
: NOEL"
: "VESELE
: VANOCE"
: "MELE
: KALIKIMAKA"
: "NODLAG SONA
: DHUIT"
: "BLWYDDYN
: NEWYDD DDA"
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: """""""BOAS
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: FESTAS"""""""
: "FELIZ
: NAVIDAD"
: "MERRY
: CHRISTMAS"
: "KALA
: CHRISTOUGENA"
: "VROLIJK
: KERSTFEEST"
: "FROHES
: WEIHNACHTSFEST"
: "BUON
: NATALE-GODT NYTAR"
: "HUAN YING SHENG
: TAN CHIEH"
: "WESOLYCH
: SWIAT-SRETANBOZIC"
: "MOADIM
: LESIMHALINKSMUKALEDU"
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: "HAUSKAA JOULUA-AID SAIDMOUBARK"
: 'N PRETTIG KERSTMIS""GESE A BMDE
: KERSGEES""ONNZLLISTA UUTTA
: VUOTTA""Z ROZHDESTYOM
: KHRYSTOVYM"
: "NADOLIG LLAWEN-GOTT NYTTSAR"
: "FELIC NADAL-GOJAN KRISTNASKON"
: "S NOVYM GODOM-FELIZ ANO NUEVO"
: "GLEDILEG JOL-NOELINIZ KUTLU
: OLSUM"
: "EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR-SRETAN
: BOSIC"
: "KRIHSTLINDJA GEZUAR-KALA
: CHRISTOUGENA"
: "SELAMAT HARI NATAL - LAHNINGU NAJU
: METU"
: "SARBATORI FERICITE-BUON ANNO"
: "ZORIONEKO GABON-HRISTOS SE
: RODI""BOLDOG KARACSONNY-VESELE
: VIANOCE ""MERRY CHRISTMAS AND
: HAPPY NEW YEAR"
: "ROOMSAID JOULU PUHI -KUNG HO SHENG
: TEN"
: "FELICES PASUAS - GLUECKLICHES NEUES
: JAHR"
: "PRIECIGUS ZIEMAN SVETKUS SARBATORI
: VESLLE"
: "BONNE ANNEBLWYDDYN NEWYDD
: DDADRFELIZ NATAL"
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: rat,
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: Which is worse, or better? To be the best
: Taoist, or the worst? It seems to me that
: the underlying unity of best and worst is
: pride. At least as it has been presented
: here. In this case worst is merely a form of
: false pride.
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: It does not make me proud to point this out
: to you in front of the whole world, it is a
: dirty job but someone has to do it. I can
: only hope I did it well.
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: Lucky for me I am not a Taoist.
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: Merry Christmas,
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: Shu
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Hi Shu
"It does not make me proud to point this out to you in front of the whole world, it is a dirty job but someone has to do it. I can only hope I did it well."
Nobody could have done it better. I am proud of you.
love,
rat
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