
Posted by Shumard Oak![]()
on 12/24/2008, 6:42 am, in reply to "season of joy"
162.39.190.X
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: You are indeed an awful Daoist, Lian Dao.
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: Here is the order of worst Daoists in the
: universe (in 'worst order'):
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: 1. Nina
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: 2. Lian Dao
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: 3. Steve
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: 4. rat
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: Shit! How do you get to be # 1?
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: love,
: rat
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: Through your association with the other
: three on the list, rat, word will get out
: that you consort with unredemptives,
: hedonists, and undifferentiated
: scum-of-the-earth.
:
: People seeking wise counsel will stop
: tugging on your robe. Book sales will
: suffer. National Public Radio will not
: interview you.
:
: Eventually, Lian Dao will rediscover his
: Jewish roots, enter a rabbinical seminary,
: and stop posting here.
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: Then your ranking in the list will rise.
:
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: Whew! Thank God there is hope. And that is
: fitting in this season of joy.
:
:
: "GOD JUL"
: "BUON
: ANNO"
: "FELIZ
: NATAL"
: "JOYEUX
: NOEL"
: "VESELE
: VANOCE"
: "MELE
: KALIKIMAKA"
: "NODLAG SONA
: DHUIT"
: "BLWYDDYN
: NEWYDD DDA"
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: """""""BOAS
: FESTAS"""""""
: "FELIZ
: NAVIDAD"
: "MERRY
: CHRISTMAS"
: "KALA
: CHRISTOUGENA"
: "VROLIJK
: KERSTFEEST"
: "FROHES
: WEIHNACHTSFEST"
: "BUON
: NATALE-GODT NYTAR"
: "HUAN YING SHENG
: TAN CHIEH"
: "WESOLYCH
: SWIAT-SRETANBOZIC"
: "MOADIM
: LESIMHALINKSMUKALEDU"
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: "HAUSKAA JOULUA-AID SAIDMOUBARK"
: 'N PRETTIG KERSTMIS""GESE A BMDE
: KERSGEES""ONNZLLISTA UUTTA
: VUOTTA""Z ROZHDESTYOM
: KHRYSTOVYM"
: "NADOLIG LLAWEN-GOTT NYTTSAR"
: "FELIC NADAL-GOJAN KRISTNASKON"
: "S NOVYM GODOM-FELIZ ANO NUEVO"
: "GLEDILEG JOL-NOELINIZ KUTLU
: OLSUM"
: "EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR-SRETAN
: BOSIC"
: "KRIHSTLINDJA GEZUAR-KALA
: CHRISTOUGENA"
: "SELAMAT HARI NATAL - LAHNINGU NAJU
: METU"
: "SARBATORI FERICITE-BUON ANNO"
: "ZORIONEKO GABON-HRISTOS SE
: RODI""BOLDOG KARACSONNY-VESELE
: VIANOCE ""MERRY CHRISTMAS AND
: HAPPY NEW YEAR"
: "ROOMSAID JOULU PUHI -KUNG HO SHENG
: TEN"
: "FELICES PASUAS - GLUECKLICHES NEUES
: JAHR"
: "PRIECIGUS ZIEMAN SVETKUS SARBATORI
: VESLLE"
: "BONNE ANNEBLWYDDYN NEWYDD
: DDADRFELIZ NATAL"
:
:
rat,
Which is worse, or better? To be the best Taoist, or the worst? It seems to me that the underlying unity of best and worst is pride. At least as it has been presented here. In this case worst is merely a form of false pride.
It does not make me proud to point this out to you in front of the whole world, it is a dirty job but someone has to do it. I can only hope I did it well.
Lucky for me I am not a Taoist.
Merry Christmas,
Shu
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"The Tao is basically utterly open. Utter openeness has no substance. It ends in endlessness, begins in beginninglessnes".
-Li Daoqun
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