
Posted by gar on 5/7/2008, 5:08 am, in reply to ""Ennui Gas""
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: From "The Onion"
: Calling it the most effective tool to
: date in the War on Terror, the Pentagon
: announced Monday that it had developed a new
: chemical weapon called "ennui
: gas," a nerve agent that overwhelms its
: victims with sudden philosophical distress
: over the meaningless tedium of human life
: and a sinking sense that everything they
: have ever accomplished ultimately ammounts
: to dust.
: The military assured Amnesty
: International and other human-rights groups
: that ennui gas causes no pain, save for the
: pain of realizing that one has wasted his
: life.
: As proof, Pentagon representative Byron
: Christie voluntarily inhaled a small amount
: of ennui gas at a private press conference
: last week.
: "Because ennui gas is a nonpersistant
: substance, it is highly probable that its
: victims will someday feel whole again,"
: said Christie, suddenly furrowing his brow
: and gripping his temples. "Then again,
: no one is truly whole, are they? We are all
: just pieces of flesh and bone masquerading
: as life, and the world will go on without
: me, my absence un-noticed, death as futile
: as life. Pain hath no sting, and pleasure's
: wreath no flower."
: Christie then lay down behind the podium
: and told members of the press to leave,
: repeatedly stating that there is no point to
: it all.
:
Greetings Fastovsky,
It seems that we are not, what we think we are.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16239_5-psychological-experiments-that-prove-humanity-doomed.html
in peace,
gar
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"The Tao is basically utterly open. Utter openeness has no substance. It ends in endlessness, begins in beginninglessnes".
-Li Daoqun
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