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Posted by Butch on 3/14/2008, 11:22 am, in reply to "Re: excitement here today, at TaoSpeaks! "
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: Yes Nina, we seem to be more accepting of our
: own farts than others.
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: in peace,
: gar
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: --Previous Message--
: Oh, Gar.......
:
: Would you rather have the farter be in
: physical pain by holding it in? For the
: benefit of the other's sensitive noses?
:
: Some people don't mind the smell of farts.
: Really.
:
: -Nina
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: --Previous Message--
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: Greetings All,
:
: So, it seems to me that, it's like we are
: all sitting around, huddled together in this
: big old cave talking to each other because
: it's better than not talking and then
: someone farts .
:
: Oh how rude and disgusting some of us think
: the farter is. Someone yells, throw them
: out, how can someone be that rude? But
: somehow out of the conflict a way is found
: to continue talking.
:
: So it seems, this is the way.
:
: in peace,
: gar
:
:
:
gar,
I'm on break and the Sun is being cooperative.... What is a fart? I asked one of the Space Station engineers and he said it is against International Space Station Protocol to fart in the Space Station. That it can actually create a safety hazard. So now I am afraid of doing something that might cause me to get banned from the ISS--that is what we call the International Space Station up here. I would have asked him what a fart was but everybody is so smart here I was afraid of looking dumb. So I thought I would ask you. You seem to know a lot about a lot about such things. I would ask Stinky Steve or his girlfriend Lian Dao, or the sewer rat or his moll Nina, but any one of them might tell me anything. A bunch of tricksters at a masquerade ball they be. Keep your eye on the one with the big nose. Ok, you're right, both eyes.
... Sam, the engineer I was telling you about, he said that farts might be invisible bananas to monkeys but to those that make the rules in Space farts ain't no laughing matter. Now what did he mean by that? Invisible bananas, monkeys, what the heck is he referring too?
Help me O'beeOnethatThinksHenoseme.
I think I will practice holding my breath for awhile. They tell me the skill might come in handy up here sometime... I wonder if such a skill would ever come in handy down on Earth?
30 seconds... 35.... 40... pfffffh. I got some work to. I got some practice to do, some cultivatin' to do. Out here in Space you have to walk the talk. Cyberspace is another matter.
Be true to your Self,
Butch
Butch
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-Li Daoqun
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