Tao Speaks: Re: Adam and Eveeeeeee.

Re: Adam and Eveeeeeee.

Posted by Steven on 11/6/2007, 2:24 pm, in reply to "Adam and Eveeeeeee."
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: "God appears to Adam and Eve in the Garden and announces that he has
: two gifts for each of them, and he would like them to decide who gets which
: gift. He says, "The first gift is the ability to pee standing
: up."
:
: Impulsively, Adam yells out, "Pee standing up! Hot dog! That sounds
: really cool. I want that one."
:
: "Okay", says God, "that one's yours, Adam. Eve, you get the
: other one--multiple orgasms."
:
: Butch

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Butch,

For a former Southern Baptist you're a pretty cool guy.

In the evenings--when I'm not reading the wisdom of dead Chinese people or otherwise engaged--I sometimes watch junk TV. The other night I watched a program where they tested the urban legend that men can electrocute themselves by urinating into a body of electrified water. I figured the answer to that might come in handy someday vis-a-vis my continued survival.

Bottom line is that although it's theoretically possible, it's very unlikely. Has to do with the force and vigor of the male urinary stream. The older you get, the less likely it becomes.

(halleluiah)

Steven

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forwarded from wonderment - rat 11/6/2007, 11:05 am
- Re: forwarded from wonderment - Steven 11/6/2007, 1:01 pm
- Adam and Eveeeeeee. - Butch 11/6/2007, 1:18 pm
  - Re: Adam and Eveeeeeee. - Steven 11/6/2007, 2:24 pm
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--Previous Message-- : "God appears to Adam and Eve in the : Garden and announces that he has : two gifts for each of them, and he would : like them to decide who gets which : gift. He says, "The first gift is the : ability to pee standing : up." : : Impulsively, Adam yells out, "Pee : standing up! Hot dog! That sounds : really cool. I want that one." : : "Okay", says God, "that one's : yours, Adam. Eve, you get the : other one--multiple orgasms." : : Butch : : ------------------- : : Butch, : : For a former Southern Baptist you're a : pretty cool guy. : : In the evenings--when I'm not reading the : wisdom of dead Chinese people or otherwise : engaged--I sometimes watch junk TV. The : other night I watched a program where they : tested the urban legend that men can : electrocute themselves by urinating into a : body of electrified water. I figured the : answer to that might come in handy someday : vis-a-vis my continued survival. : : Bottom line is that although it's : theoretically possible, it's very unlikely. : Has to do with the force and vigor of the : male urinary stream. The older you get, the : less likely it becomes. : : (halleluiah) : : Steven : : : :

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