Tao Speaks: Adam and Eveeeeeee.

Adam and Eveeeeeee.

Posted by Butch on 11/6/2007, 1:18 pm, in reply to "forwarded from wonderment"
75.88.40.X

--Previous Message--
: On another site she wrote:
:
: Jack Kornfield tells a gem of a story that conveys this spirit. It's
: about when the Dalai Lama was at Madison Square Garden, before thousands,
: to give a "high teaching". An elegant teaching throne had been
: set up of brocade and silk which covered a top layer of mattresses for his
: comfort. When he sat down it bounced. "A smile lit his face. He
: bounced again, and smiled more. Then, in front of thousands of students,
: before offering the highest teachings on the Wheel of Time and the creation
: of the world, the Dalai Lama bounced up and down as happily as a
: child."
:
:
rat,

The Bouncing Buddha. Too bad he can't run for president.

I saw a picture of the Dalai Lama and Pope John Paul once. In it they were both laughing their asses off. Can I say that? They had a bond of good will towards each other that transcended any differences they might have had, imo. Or as Thich Nhat Hanh has suggested, Jesus and Buddha are brothers. Such men are great irregardless of their particular world view in my opinion. I think if the Buddha and Jesus and Rumi and Chuang Tzu had of been in the picture there would have been more of the same. Uncontrollable laughter. Laughter is the language of the gods. You are wise old rat.

"God appears to Adam and Eve in the Garden and announces that he has two gifts for each of them, and he would like them to decide who gets which gift. He says, "The first gift is the ability to pee standing up."

Impulsively, Adam yells out, "Pee standing up! Hot dog! That sounds really cool. I want that one."

"Okay", says God, "that one's yours, Adam. Eve, you get the other one--multiple orgasms."

Butch

Message Thread:

forwarded from wonderment - rat 11/6/2007, 11:05 am
- Re: forwarded from wonderment - Steven 11/6/2007, 1:01 pm
- Adam and Eveeeeeee. - Butch 11/6/2007, 1:18 pm
  - Re: Adam and Eveeeeeee. - Steven 11/6/2007, 2:24 pm
« Back to thread

Post a Response

Your Name:

Your Email:

Subject:

Message:

--Previous Message-- : : : --Previous Message-- : On another site she wrote: : : Jack Kornfield tells a gem of a story that : conveys this spirit. It's : about when the Dalai Lama was at Madison : Square Garden, before thousands, : to give a "high teaching". An : elegant teaching throne had been : set up of brocade and silk which covered a : top layer of mattresses for his : comfort. When he sat down it bounced. : "A smile lit his face. He : bounced again, and smiled more. Then, in : front of thousands of students, : before offering the highest teachings on the : Wheel of Time and the creation : of the world, the Dalai Lama bounced up and : down as happily as a : child." : : : rat, : : The Bouncing Buddha. Too bad he can't run : for president. : : I saw a picture of the Dalai Lama and Pope : John Paul once. In it they were both : laughing their asses off. Can I say that? : They had a bond of good will towards each : other that transcended any differences they : might have had, imo. Or as Thich Nhat Hanh : has suggested, Jesus and Buddha are : brothers. Such men are great irregardless of : their particular world view in my opinion. I : think if the Buddha and Jesus and Rumi and : Chuang Tzu had of been in the picture there : would have been more of the same. : Uncontrollable laughter. Laughter is the : language of the gods. You are wise old rat. : : "God appears to Adam and Eve in the : Garden and announces that he has two gifts : for each of them, and he would like them to : decide who gets which gift. He says, : "The first gift is the ability to pee : standing up." : : Impulsively, Adam yells out, "Pee : standing up! Hot dog! That sounds really : cool. I want that one." : : "Okay", says God, "that one's : yours, Adam. Eve, you get the other : one--multiple orgasms." : : Butch :

Optional Image URL:

Optional Link Title:
Optional Link URL:

Notify me by email of all message replies.

By posting, you confirm that you have read and agreed to be bound by Boardhost's usage terms.

"The Tao is basically utterly open. Utter openeness has no substance. It ends in endlessness, begins in beginninglessnes".
-Li Daoqun ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Webmaster: zentao00@yahoo.com