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About my supposed Death

Posted by Stanford Farcuss on August 12, 2002, 8:09 pm

There is a malicious rumour connoting evil going around about my life. First of all, I am not 87, I'm 77 years old. Secondly and sadly for mine enemies I am still kicking and so alive! The rumour that I had "died" was a fabrication based on the speech of a colleague, which goes;(taped from meeting)"The interdependence and independence of different patterns within workshops of interacting vegetables, together with a hundred different centers of communicating, with a particular reference to the great chili pepper plantation system we use to this very day. Before I continue let me announce that the dear Dr. Farcuss has dyed (great commotion!) Everyone settle down! Everyone settle down! (Great commotion settles down.). What I meant was everyone settle down. Now that you have settled down. I have an announcement to make . . . The Doctor, Mr Farcuss has dyed his hair. Please don't stare when you meet him. And a high degree of conformity in a given area goes hand in hand with chili pepper harvesting likely to quadruple if and only if we teach the chili pepper farmers!" I have no idea what that other letter was implying by saying that I had gotten involved with an actress but rest assured I have dispatched the right people. They even misspelled my name. What kind of people are these?

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