Goodness, does being complicit put me right up there with our Commander-in-Chief? On the other hand, you didn't provide any list of your publications, which seemed to me to be a reasonable request to one who is claiming to be a bias-free and faithful-sourcing historian. As I already have a very nice dog, I'll pass on your offer
of the free goat (and wouldn't want to deprive you of its company).. Oh, and due to a chronic sinus condition, I only snarl when in extremis. And now back to work on my magnum opus, An Unbiased History of the War Between the States from the Southern Viewpoint.