Posted by WIL Double Come with me, WIL Double, as I take you into the pits of the unknown and the unexplained. Together we will unlock the doors of imagination and cross through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. That?s the signpost up ahead- your next stop The Pornophernalia Zone! Episode 22A: Sugarless Gummy Vibes from Pipedreams. Description: Questions: Advantages: Disadvantages: Oddly enough it seems the advantages outweigh the disadvantages but I still cannot figure out why anybody would want this item besides being a great gag gift. Conclusion: ?Little girl and a wooden doll, a lethal dummy in the shape of a man. But everybody knows dummies can't talk - unless, of course, they learn their vocabulary in the The Pornophernalia Zone!? -Rod Sterling The Twilight Zone
on 2/9/2003, 2:09 pm
152.163.213.51
My latets article for the phillyspy.com column I write monthly. You should all check it out, sign up and add a comment to show your support! Hee Hee
6? vibrator covered with dick shaped gummy substance. Flavors include apple, peach, watermelon and strawberry. 1 double AA battery required (not included).
Why the hell would anybody need a sex toy they could eat?
Why did they even make a sex toy you could eat?
Who gets paid to come up with this shit?
#1. You are fat and cannot go five minutes without snaking.
#2. Sugarless for those who are counting calories.
#3. Can be used as training device for those who do not enjoy cunnalingus or analingus.
#4. Ideal for diabetics.
#5. It is a real working vibrator with candy or not.
#6. You can eat before, after or during sex.
#7. Great gag gift.
#1. You are fat and cannot go five minutes without snaking.
#2. Sugarless means it does not taste that great.
#3. Sugarless again, does not lend you needed extra energy for sex or masturbation.
#4. May get you even stranger looks then a normal #### toy if family or friends find it.
Only a dirty, demented, perverted, #### would want an edible gummy vibe! I give it one gummy bear out of a possible five.
Message Thread:
« Back to thread