Posted by lpt1 on 28/5/2003, 5:01 pm, in reply to "come-back gig"

..and following up from preperations for the arrival of the King, a giant Pink Windmill is to be erected just outside JAkarta, somewhere in the Mal-Jong district, for the arrival of Rod 'the Birdman' Hull and his pet annoyance Emu. But there's not Grotbags this time round for the sad, outdated and old-granny faced, now immortal childrens entertainer. Instead its a tyranny of immortal mice which, through his chanting of "There's somebody at the door" will be lead directly to their doom in the form of an Elvis comeback special. Promoters are going ballistic and the capitalist opportunity that could be realised here. However, some fear that the constrcution of a effective palace for the aging Man U supporter may convince him he is some sort of God or deighty, increasing fears that, once the dirty deed has been done, what to do with Rod Hull and Emu? It appears that while the world is ready to welcome back Elvis with open arms and food cupboards open, after the mice apocolypse, whats going to happen to Hull?