Posted by Ad on 28/5/2003, 3:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Immortal Celebrities to do Battle with Everliving Mice"

In a very brief press conference, given moments before the King was sent into the Killing Fields, it was announced that Elvis will be performing a come back concert. The concert will be held as soon as the immortal rodent problem is cleared up. He will perform a medley of hits including the slightly altered titles “Suspicious Mice”, “You ain’t nothin’ but an invincible dog”, “In the Gateaux” and “I just can’t help bereaving”