Posted by lpt1 on 28/5/2003, 1:45 pm, in reply to "Immortal Celebrities to do Battle with Everliving Mice"

With the US military now enforcing strategic positions in and around Indonesia, it appears that the stage is set for the mega-mouse distruction. Last night, US Marines were going about their usual business and training drills by firing normal mice into enemy territory with top secret government tennis raquets. The only thing that strikes anyone as being out of the ordinary in downtown JAkarta these days is the sudden increase in the quantity of peanut butter being stocked in local shops. Field Marshall Couchly Ooomphs of the 1st Armourd Poon-Tang nailing division issued this statement this morning, aided by pointy stick and nice maps: "At this time we are aware of an IM (Immortal Mouse) presence here, and here. Accordingly, with information supplied by intelligence we have decided to deploy the King here......and later in a vectoring manner here. The bird man from Hull will be used on the front line, where we understand the epicentre to be, here. Now already there's speculation about the Kings eating habits. Ahh can asure you that the King is primed for his mission, and has been weaned on chocolate mice on the flight over here. Our firt line of attack will be for the King to eat the mice and to then be impacted forever in the kings colon" The press conference lasted another 2 minutes when details of Rod Hulls mission became apparent. His unique skills will beused to lead the mice to the King, in a hearding type manner. With the 2 last hopes due to touch down in the next hour, excitement and nerves are mounting. Word has spread north to Korea however, where people are arguing the rights of the immortal dog. THe countries idea of the beast has now changed from food source to medicinal product overnight. Tak Tang Git of Soeuls dog and cat imporium was unable to commnet, but issued this statement: "ITs borrox, and miy no go fust, harruch, kozzz ney hurrah. Mice die!!!!"