Posted by Ad on 28/5/2003, 9:44 am, in reply to "Immortal mice to solve energy crisis?"

Environmental staff worldwide are shaking their heads and fists at the sky Jakarta‘s huge blunder in trying to control their super-mouse incident. The poor and rather stupid country tried to halt the threat of indestructible mice by crossbreeding with the common cat. The result was a race of indestructible cats that soon put pay to the indestructible mice by scaring them into “indestructible comas”. All seemed well in Jakarta until indestructible cat poop started appearing on most of the lawns of the continent and the cats began to take over the streets. Top ecosystem specialist Mick Jaguar stated “Australia, Texas, Canada, New Zealand – they have all seen how bad the introduction of a new or modified species can be to the delicate ecosystems we live in. Jakarta has failed to learn by the other countries’ mistakes. The fools have now got super indestructible dogs to try to resolve the cat situation. This has led to a national strike of postmen. What next?” The creation of indestructible animals has led to a crash in the black-market as the popular cock and dog-fighting arenas have been forced to close after “one too many draws”. Chow Mon Nob, one of the leading underground cock trainers said “s’no fair. My super-cock beat everything until it fights other super-cock and they just fight until people fall sleep. Tha no fun for no one. NO ONE.”