Posted by Sharky on 27/5/2003, 4:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Death Fungus Committe In Squabbles"

Scientists in Idnonesia report that strains of the Death Fungus have been detected in indestructible mice, which have begun to plague local shop owners. A swift denial from the US Government was released today regarding rumours that the release came as a result of a leaked test on lab rats being conducted in a US owned lab in the far east. The super mice were first reported by alarmed traders in Jakarta who reported mice that could not be twatted to death with mallets, the traditional rodent disposal method favoured by eastern shop owners. "I twatted him. I twatted him good. But he no die" reported Kim Yung Fuk, owner of the ShopQuik tobaconists in a seedy Jakarta neighbourhood. Soon the infection had spread to other mice, who quickly began to take the piss. Many began taunting express trains, disrupting meat reclamation machinery and shorting out power stations. The authorities have not ruled out the use of re-disexorcism, a little used religious process that allows the immortal to be confined to an undead parallel dimension, but have thus far held off since indestructible mice are 'kind of fun'. Meanwhile, the mice fiasco has sparked off fears that a reanimated Elvis could become enraged and go on a killing and eating spree that may endanger society. It is not known how an individual with so many narcotics in his bloodstream would behave if allowed to become alive again and some fear that his last drug binge would result in an enormous munchies session which, given his latter day burger binge explots, could spin out of control. Scenes involving the national guard, bi-planes, the Empire State building and an enraged Elvis could become a reality if such fears prove to be well founded.