Posted by Sharky on 27/5/2003, 1:32 pm, in reply to "Resuscitation List America"

Crucial questions affecting the Death Fungus resuscitations of leading historical figures are to be debated by a sub committee of the World Assembly on Tuesday. Sub committee chairman Horaslav Genuctrum admitted that many of the key details are yet to be ironed out, but dismissed accusations that the delay in finalising the details is due to incompetence in his team which were affecting Elvis and co being brought back to the land of the living. "This is the first time such a thing has been attempted," he said, "We'd hate the revitalisation of one of the 20th Century's most influential entertainers to be affected by mishaps". Thus, one proposal tabled is that Elvis's corpse is used as a guinea pig for the process to iron out any defects before Rod Hull's second coming is attempted. The accusations of mismanagement relate to two sub-committe members being caught running a book as to who would win in a fight between Hull and Pressley. Betting was thought to be fairly even on the duo; Elvis's superior weight was considered to be cancelled out by the use of an Emu by his opponent. Meanwhile, minor squabbles as to whether it is ethically correct for an immortal Elvis to be able to continue his barbiturate and cheesburger diet whilst serving as a role model for children were overshadowed by an all-out row on whether Rod Hull was a Man United fan or not, seting back the debate by a number of days. The theory goes that since hull was not from Manchester, had not watched them in years, and was only tuning his television in to watch a big European match, then he clearly was a 'Shit fan' and may now be inelligible for immortality anyway. These debates will no doubt live as long as the eventual revivee.