Finally, Mr. King Mattress and Mrs. Queen Mattress are filing for a divorce.
You see, they tied the knot long time ago when they both realized that sleeping on a double bed was a little too crowded and uncomforted. So, they decided to get marry and were very happy.
They each had a lot of space to roll around but there was something missing. They didn't had the warm of each other that they use to have. Each had their own room, their own pillows, their own sheets and their own blankets. Never could they have thought that their life would change.
For you see, in a marriage you gotta have that warm, that closeness, that touching of body, that feeling of having your other half there next to you. It's so romantic that in some point reproduction accrues within a man and a woman. It is proven since the beginning that man should not be alone. That is why they leave their father and mother to unite as one. Man and woman.
But now Mr. King Mattress and Mrs. Queen Mattress doesn't feel that way any more. That something, is missing.
For about a year they have been trying to get together and trying things that they can think of but nothing works out for them. They are in a distress situation right now. They like to but nothing seems to work. What are they to do?
So, my dear audience or Viewers, is there anything you can do for them, any ideas or suggests that you might want to share with Mr. King Mattress and Mrs. Queen Mattress to save their marriage? Any bit will help, said Mr. King and Mrs. Queen. They appreciate and are looking forward for your inputs or comments.
Ok, there you have it. Believe it or not. You be the judge.
Reporting for Mr. King's request,
Eye on the Barrio News