Hejola report for 04252014.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
The two Maria’s are running for office.
And finally some sad but good news.
It was a sad day yesterday when they came and took old man Garcia to the funny farm at his own will. It seems que Garcia was already headed that way but it was a matter of time and the time was yesterday. If you didn’t know him you would have thought that he was a normal man, in which he was, but the only problem is that he loved to walk around the hood. So in one sense or another he is in a better place. Praise the lord
It was announced yesterday que the two Maria’s from the 200 Maria’s in hood have decided to run for office. One of the Maria’s told us what does that Maria think, she doesn’t know anything, but at the same time the other Maria’s told us que that Maria really thinks she knows everything. So the question is which Maria from the two Maria’s really think they know about anything, this should be an exciting election, what do you think Maria?
Yesterday el constable told the local barrio leaders que the whole hood should be on the lookout. A small reward has been offered for any information pertaining to this person. Please note that the person has already been caught.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.
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