Hejola report for 02262014.
Kingsville,Texas. Hello again I am David Polar Bear Duran con todayís award winning barrio headline news:
Traveling salesman banned from hood.
Older barrio man falls in love with himself.
And finally some darn good news.
The barrio vato locoís volunteer fire fighters will be out in force this weekend collecting recycle cans for this yearís barrio Easter recycle can hunt. We have been doing this for the past seven years and we have been very successful in teaching our children on how important it is to recycle. So come and drop off your recycle cans so we can make this yearís recycle can hunt a darn good one.
The barrio leaders yesterday submitted a proposal to the city council that there should be a ban on traveling salesmen in hood after dark. It seems que lately there has been an increase of men walking around the hood late at night trying to either sale something or take a survey about something. We just canít have men walking into our lives is way and ruining dinner or a good movie. The city will review this measure in its next meeting schedule for June of 2033.
Yesterday the oldest man living on the corner of third and wells told members of el barrio welcome wagon, who have been station there for around two months now, que he was in love with the director of their program. But the director Ms. Amy Betterbuttout confronted Mr. Bueno and told him que he better shut or she was going to kick his butt. Charges will not be filed against Mr. Bueno, instead he told the constable que if will never mention that again and que he had found someone else to love; himself.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day, and for that special woman in my world are you still picking your feet in Pouqhkeepsie.
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