Please note que this weekend we will be holding ď: ďel future de la barbaco de cabeza 2007Ē.
Kingsville, tx. Once again from our barrio stock exchange I am urbano yosabatodo con this weekís barrio stock market. The barrio stock exchange office has just re opened at 623 west elle suite 1, here in Kingsville, tex. If you are every in the hood please stop by and visit our center. Oh by the way there is a small fee to come in but I am sure que a cheap six pack of beer will be more than enough to it in.
The weather down here has been to too cold and itís been risky. You all do know que the warmer it is the less heat we use. You know folks down here donít realize que using electricity to heat or cool your home will not lower that bill. So folks you need to turn some chit off and put more clothing on. How do we plan to save this year when we just canít stop spending.
Now here is our award winning barrio stock market report :
this last few weeks our el tamale man was tired of walking all over town trying to get ruin of his tamales at any price he could get for them. Los tamales ended the week at record low for this year at $3.25 a dozen. Raza buy raza buy. Oh by the way he said I still owe him a few dollars. Chinga.
less filling is our beef whatís yours? That Was the subject for the last few years. The empanada war of 2006 is about filling. We are hoping quenow in 2014, we donít have to take this route again. But we did have some kind of an impact. We have and I am sure if you are still reading this bull, que las empanadas are more filled que ever before. Las empanadas closed at high price of $.89 cents each.
chinga even los borrachos are complaint about having to walk further now to buy beer. Si muchos de los small stores have shut down also in the hood. Its funny que we wont walk to far for almost anything but we will walk a mile or two for some beer. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a dozen. There is gold in them tortillasÖ.
well itís been long expected and itís just around the corner based on what el senor Alfonso Rubio, the owner of our llama ranch right at the edge of our hood. Mr rubio wanted to let everybody in the hood que them llamas are growing real quick and are getting real big, and we are more than sure que we will see lots of llama meat in the hood real soon. This of course has all the beef owners a bit worried and are planning a seminar on the future of beef barbacoa. La barbacoa de cabeza took a drive up from last week $6.50 a pound. Dang it I donít want the whole cow.
BARRIO income tax advise:
Now if you planning to file your taxes, you might want to consider adopting a senior citizen for a week or more. Yes, you heard right, there is a group of retired retards that have gotten together to form a senior citizen group where you can go an pick up a few seniors, that are willing to live with you if you claim them on your income tax for at least three months. After that its optional.
No more uncle Samuel problems. Hey got to pay our taxes.
Ok raza there you have it. Our want ads will be back next week. I am urbano yosabatodo con this weekís barrio stock market report. Have a great tejano day.
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