Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father, Big John.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Little Johnny, looking worried, said,
'Dad, "I think the neighbor next door to us wants to buy Mum".
Laughing Out Loud
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