Applying for work in a Florida lemon grove, she seemed a bit too qualified for the job. With 4 different degrees in the Liberal Arts, she had managed a mental health clinic with 30 employees and had been a high school teacher for 20 years prior to that.
After reading her lengthy resume, the foreman frowned and said, "Excuse me but do you have any experience picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I do! I've been divorced three times, owned two cars and if you don't call that picking lemons, what else would you call it."
Loughing Out Loud!