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Posted by P.B.T.
on October 12, 2009, 7:35 pm, in reply to "Today's Jokes..."
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: 1. What is the Largest Room in the World.? (The Room for Improvement)
: 2. What is always coming but never arrives.?
(Tomorrow.!)
: 3. What were Father's last Words.?
(NONE.! Mother was with him to the end.!)
: 4. What appears once in a minute, twice in a
: moment but never in Eternity.?
(The Letter "M".!)
: 5. Two Snakes talking: Are we Poisionous.?
: I don't know, why do you ask.?
(Because I just bit my tongue.!)
: 6. What do you call a Sister who dies and
: goes to Heaven.?
(Nun of Above.!)
: 7 What did the dirt say to the rain.?
(If this keeps up my name will be Mud.!)
: 8. What is the only part of a car you can't
: fix.?
(The Nut behind the Wheel.!)
There you have it... not bad jokes, isn't it.?
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