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hejola report from new york city 07022009

Posted by cchwnn on July 2, 2009, 7:23 am
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Hejola report from new York city 07022009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from somewhere in downtown Manhattan, here are those two lost campers Bill Diaz y Jonathon Barrio.
Como estan raza, I am Bill Diaz y my side kick Jonathon Barrio. Well another day has come and new york city is sitting on level yellow for those darn terrrioizist, man you can see and notice all the law dogs almost everwhere and in everthing. How much is too much security?
Yesterday afternoon Jonathon and I took a walk around centeral park. My god it’s a beautiful park and folks are so friendly here. With that lets go to our headlines news:

Two farm boys spend ten hours on subway,
Same two farm boys meet girls or look alike girls at gay bar,
And finally same two farm boys come back home.

Yes sir, yesterday afternoon Juanito and Panchito Paez just got back from a month vacation in New York city. It was their first trip outside of their hometown. As a matter of fact it was their first trip almost anywhere. This is how we came across this two lost souls.

We were waiting for our subway to come bye when we both noticed a pair of farmboys looking kinda lost. When we first approahed them they both looked like they were from texas somewhere. Well no shit, when we asked them where they were from one the boys said palito blanco tx. My god I responded I am from the same place. Wow what a small world.

After chatting with them for a while I asked them where were they headed too. One of the boys said they were not sure. They had been on the subway for at least three hours and didn’t really know where to get off. They showned me an address of a relative they were suppose to met up ten hours ago. Once we got to know this boys we were able to guide them over to their relatives who also were wondering what had happened to them. We gave them a few bucks and our address and agreed to met up that evening.

That evening this boys called us up and we all agreed to go out bar hoping. Now let me set the record stragith. When we call this boys boys I mean as younger men. I am sure both of this boys were at least 24 years of age, easy. So they called us up and we all deciede to go out for a while an check things out.
Our last stop that evening was at a gay bar we always go and have a couple of drinks. You know happy hour. Well first all folks we aint gay and it just happens to be down the street so why not. Anyhow it seems que esta dos vatos had never been to a gay, never the less seen a guy dressed like a woman. Well here is were the our trouble starts for all of us.

It seem que esto vatos hadnt had any real drinks. So we sat here at this gay bar and sooner or later this dude wanted to dance. Well we are not so sure if you have ever been to a gay bar but you can dance with your friend and no sweat. Well esta vato wanted to dance with a woman or lets say a real woman. Well in doing so esta vato starting dancing con something that looked like a woman and dance and dance and danced.

Well when the night almost came to an end esta vato wanted to take a walk con esta girl, well look alike girl. He asked me if it was a good idea if he could walk this girl or look alike girl to her car. I took a good look at this girl and I said sure man why not. You are never to old to find out thing about life. Well there he went off into the wild blue yonder and I kept my fingers crossed and hope que he didn’t get too heart broken. About half hour later our young friend came back into that bar whiter than a white guy.

He came back to our table not as cheerful as he was when he left that bar con that girl or look alike girl. He tried to explain to me that this girl or look alike girl had a ruff face and kinda smelled like men’s after shave loition. He also pointed out that this girl really didn’t have what he thought girls are not suppose to have. He wanted to know why all the girls he had met here at this bar all looked like his uncle david from back home. I just couldn’t tell him.

Well all stories come to a good end and this one didn’t. we haven’t heard from this two old boys and I am sure that we won’t either. I am bill diaz here con jonathon barrio from new york city, have a great day.