When their kids won't eat their vegetables, Ethiopian mothers tell their kids, just think of the starving children in the USA.
We're going to repeal Daylight Savings Time, because the clock is now turned back to 1929.
Paris Hilton changed her name to Paris Motel Six
I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf
the most highly paid job in my town is jury duty
nine out of ten houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure. Big Bird is in zip loc bags in Mr. Hooper's freezer.
Obama's new slogan is "spare change you can hope for"
A teller handed me a stick-up note. I went to complain to the bank manager, but he started to beg me for a loan.
U.S. green card holders are sneaking back illegally into Mexico.
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