Now that we use the word processor rather than the typewriter, perhaps the following types of mistakes in church bulletins and newsletters are less common
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Thursday night. Pot Luck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our bell choir practice
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility
For those who have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment
Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child
Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir
Ushers will eat latecomers
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time
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