| I suspect Angry Sparrow has a bitter flavor, though :D
Posted by beamlette on November 5, 2009, 8:59 am, in reply to "Thank goodness for Rhodry! Although I'm sure Miss Sparrow >>>"
--Previous Message-- : Would have been mighty tasty! : : --Previous Message-- : Guess who else went up to Oregon with : Winslow : and Persephone… : : : : Tragic Plum: Ohhhh, I have a feeling we : shouldn’t be in here…even the teddy bear : says so… oooooh… : Teddy Bear: …Doom… d-doooooooom! : : : : Angry Sparrow: Look to me like de maid : don’ come in here much, ei’der *cough*. : : : : Buddha Girl: I tink dis drawer is wat dey : call fo’ de UNMENTION’BLES – woo! : : : : Angry Sparrow: *lifting veil corner* Hey : - here she is. De big, bad vampire, : Draculina. : Buddha Girl: Yeah, she not lookin' so bad : dere is she? I heard dem say she been : sleepin' since her boyfriend, T'nai Wild Man : went home. She don' look like she gonna : wake up any time soon neid'er. : Tragic Plum: Oooh… but we’ve been so : noisy… I know I couldn’t sleep… ooooh… : Teddy Bear: …don’t…forget… d-dooooooom! : : : : Buddha Girl: Aw, she sleepin' like log. : Hey look - she gots some swell stuff up dere : on her dresser. Maybe we take s'venir with : us. Show we were in de big bad vampire : room! : Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we show ev’ybody we : not afraid of no vampire. : Tragic Plum: But… I am afraid… of : everything else, anyway… ooooh… : : : : Draculina: : Well, what do we have here? : It looks like breakfast in bed. How nice of : you to accommodate me like this so that I : don't even have to go hunting. : Buddha Girl: We not you breakfast! We too : little – dey not enough blood in ALL a’us : fo’ you to quench you thirst! : Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I jus’ make a li’l : squirt. : Draculina: : True, you are small. Hardly : worth the effort. Still, there must be some : retribution made for trespassing into a : vampire's lair. I can hardly let you get : away with such a transgression now, can I? : Tragic Plum: Oooh, no, no… please don't : squeeze us dry, Ms. Draculina! Let us leave… : and we’ll never bother you again... ever … : oooooh… : : : : : Draculina: Ah yes, little sad one. : Perhaps I should leave one witness to spread : the word on the fate that befalls those that : cross the line. So you run along now, while : I enjoy a little snack. Let's see, one now : and I'll save the other one for my mid-day : treat. : Tragic Plum: No, noooooo… don't eat my : sisters! *yells* Somebody, somebody! Help : my sisters!... Ooooooh, Mister Rhodry… : you’re just in time!... oooooh! : Rhodry: What’s going on in here – is that : you, Miss Plum? Ah! Now, Draculina – put : down Miss Sparrow, immediately! We can’t : have you feeding on our guests like this. I : wouldn’t enjoy having to explain this Ms. : Beamlette, either! : : : : Buddha Girl: Eh, tanks, Mister Rhodry, you : save our hides from dis bloodsucker! I know : she you sister, but dat no call to go : munchin’ on us. : Angry Sparrow: Yeh, dat close call. : *slides down boot* : Tragic Plum: Ooooh, Mister Rhodry… thank : you… I couldn’t go sisterless, I really : couldn’t have, noooo…. : Rhodry: Nor would I want you to, Ms. Plum. : As for my sister – Draculina, what have you : to say to our guests? -- : Draculina: Hmmmm, let me see, dear : Rhodry... if you are insinuating I should : issue an apology, I think you have quite : missed the big picture in this situation. : The little pests came into MY room without : my invitation. I was merely behaving as any : self-respecting vampire would behave. Since : they are the human equivalent of fast food, : the next time they invade my boudoir, I : shall be MUCH quicker! : : : :
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