Posted by beamlette
on November 5, 2009, 8:59 am, in reply to "Thank goodness for Rhodry! Although I'm sure Miss Sparrow >>>"
--Previous Message--
: Would have been mighty tasty!
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: --Previous Message--
: Guess who else went up to Oregon with
: Winslow
: and Persephone…
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: Tragic Plum: Ohhhh, I have a feeling we
: shouldn’t be in here…even the teddy bear
: says so… oooooh…
: Teddy Bear: …Doom… d-doooooooom!
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: Angry Sparrow: Look to me like de maid
: don’ come in here much, ei’der *cough*.
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: Buddha Girl: I tink dis drawer is wat dey
: call fo’ de UNMENTION’BLES – woo!
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: Angry Sparrow: *lifting veil corner* Hey
: - here she is. De big, bad vampire,
: Draculina.
: Buddha Girl: Yeah, she not lookin' so bad
: dere is she? I heard dem say she been
: sleepin' since her boyfriend, T'nai Wild Man
: went home. She don' look like she gonna
: wake up any time soon neid'er.
: Tragic Plum: Oooh… but we’ve been so
: noisy… I know I couldn’t sleep… ooooh…
: Teddy Bear: …don’t…forget… d-dooooooom!
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: Buddha Girl: Aw, she sleepin' like log.
: Hey look - she gots some swell stuff up dere
: on her dresser. Maybe we take s'venir with
: us. Show we were in de big bad vampire
: room!
: Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we show ev’ybody we
: not afraid of no vampire.
: Tragic Plum: But… I am afraid… of
: everything else, anyway… ooooh…
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: Draculina: : Well, what do we have here?
: It looks like breakfast in bed. How nice of
: you to accommodate me like this so that I
: don't even have to go hunting.
: Buddha Girl: We not you breakfast! We too
: little – dey not enough blood in ALL a’us
: fo’ you to quench you thirst!
: Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I jus’ make a li’l
: squirt.
: Draculina: : True, you are small. Hardly
: worth the effort. Still, there must be some
: retribution made for trespassing into a
: vampire's lair. I can hardly let you get
: away with such a transgression now, can I?
: Tragic Plum: Oooh, no, no… please don't
: squeeze us dry, Ms. Draculina! Let us leave…
: and we’ll never bother you again... ever …
: oooooh…
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: Draculina: Ah yes, little sad one.
: Perhaps I should leave one witness to spread
: the word on the fate that befalls those that
: cross the line. So you run along now, while
: I enjoy a little snack. Let's see, one now
: and I'll save the other one for my mid-day
: treat.
: Tragic Plum: No, noooooo… don't eat my
: sisters! *yells* Somebody, somebody! Help
: my sisters!... Ooooooh, Mister Rhodry…
: you’re just in time!... oooooh!
: Rhodry: What’s going on in here – is that
: you, Miss Plum? Ah! Now, Draculina – put
: down Miss Sparrow, immediately! We can’t
: have you feeding on our guests like this. I
: wouldn’t enjoy having to explain this Ms.
: Beamlette, either!
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: Buddha Girl: Eh, tanks, Mister Rhodry, you
: save our hides from dis bloodsucker! I know
: she you sister, but dat no call to go
: munchin’ on us.
: Angry Sparrow: Yeh, dat close call.
: *slides down boot*
: Tragic Plum: Ooooh, Mister Rhodry… thank
: you… I couldn’t go sisterless, I really
: couldn’t have, noooo….
: Rhodry: Nor would I want you to, Ms. Plum.
: As for my sister – Draculina, what have you
: to say to our guests? --
: Draculina: Hmmmm, let me see, dear
: Rhodry... if you are insinuating I should
: issue an apology, I think you have quite
: missed the big picture in this situation.
: The little pests came into MY room without
: my invitation. I was merely behaving as any
: self-respecting vampire would behave. Since
: they are the human equivalent of fast food,
: the next time they invade my boudoir, I
: shall be MUCH quicker!
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