Posted by Pretzel KittyKat on 6/9/2002, 8:05 pm Groucho (that waz the pigz name) waz a tiny guy, just a baby reely, stil litle enuff to sit on momma'z lap. WEll, innyway, to make a long stori short, dere were no fenses an she waz livving alongside a hiway so fur groucho to go owtside he hadda be leesh trayned. Now, remember, he iz just a litle guy weighz mebbe 10 lbs. So he dint objeckt to the halter cuz he thot he looked cute in it cuz momma told him that. He dint notiss the leesh bein atached, an momma an groucho went owt the dore inna yard. Groucho stayed rite by momma an momma thot, o this iz EEEZY. Then groucho saw a pees of grass he wanted, but he koodnt reech it cuz the leesh waz too short, so he notissed the leesh then, for shur! He turned rownd to momma an skweeled but she just stood there. So groucho put hiz noze to the grownd and hedded fur that pees of grass. Momma thot she hadda hold ovva frate train!!!! He pulled hur onna grownd, and he kept skweelin an puffin an pullin an momma koodnt evven git up. Dat litle pig drug hur bowt 5 feet to that pees of grass. Then aftur he ate it, they hadda fite fur abowt half a howr, an momma finely won the batle. Wat she did waz she just braced hurself good an stoood there an let groucho pull an skweel an twist an fite all he wanted till he got tired. She dint pull, she let him do alla pullin so wen he quit the leesh waz loose. He nevver needed anuffer lesson, witch momma sez waz goood cuz hur armz an bak waz sore fur two dayz. I bet if groucho had known he woodn't have givven up so eezy.
it'z a guuuud think frodo iznt a pot belli pig! an then she related THAT advenshur witch iz az followz.
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