2017 Blessing of the SCBA Cooks
by Wayne Preston
We … the SCBA cooks
Our teams are all different and much to behold,
some are quite young and some are Bold Branch old.
We all come out in the heat, rain, and cold
We claim to love it, it never gets old?
You have folks from the Backwoods
And some are just Carolina Squires.
You have some In the Army,
And some wear Cammo's,
You even have some that are Commandos.
You have Ultimate Tailgaters, and even Tailgater Haters!
We have Mac's Lunch and Pimp My Pig,
You got Smoking Stacks a cooking,
And then Doko Smoke,
And sometimes I think Gary Taylor may be …. Up In Smoke.
A team that's S'Lowcountry,
A team called Black Dogs,
We even have one team that is High on the Hog!
We got Monkey Bottoms, and Donkey Butts,
Big Dick's, Big Belly's and even Big Ole Butts.
Some team names describe our Judges we must not forget,
We have Two Crackers Cooking, 3 Blind Hogs, Blind Swine,
A Saucy Pig, a Red Cup, and some are even All Smoked Up!
No matter our names, odd as they be,
Lake High has pulled us together like a … dysfunctional family!
The Scouts, the high schools, the homeless … whatever the need,
We come out with a purpose to help raise funds for all these.
But always remember ... when you think of these needs …
No matter our scores from the judges …
SCBA Cooks are all winners ... all winners … indeed!
Now last but not least, we say thanks to our families and wives,
Who allow us the time and the money … to live such great lives.
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