It's so hard to believe that you have to be told this but, guess what...
Your dog does NOT like fireworks!
It does not enjoy carnivals, the lights, the loud sounds, all the strangers, and all the loud kids.
For those of you idiots who drag your poor dogs into the crowd of people gathered in or near the firework display on the 4th, get a clue, it isn't enjoying itself!
Another tip, guess what else... Granite City has open container laws, and our park, and the area around the school where the fireworks display is located is also an open container free zone!
The firework display lasts about half an hour at best. So those of you beer guzzling, wife beater wearing, pajama & yoga pant sporting rednecks should just leave your coolers in the car for God sakes, it's a freakin half an hour. I think you can resist the urge to pop that next top for at least that long!
Last tip, guess what else... Nobody gives a flying flip that you spent August's rent money on bottle rockets for the 4th of July. Guess what else, we also don't want to see them. So along with that dog, and that cooler, leave that sh*t at home and do that at your own house, apartment, or trailer court, instead of in a huge crowd of people wanting to enjoy the city's firework display, instead of dodging your cheap ass bottle rockets!
Now, let us all have a great 4th of July, and God bless!
Re: People, guess what!
Posted by Opie2 on July 1, 2017, 10:20 pm, in reply to "People, guess what!"
LMAO, I love this post because it is spot on. Oh and add to I that the 4th is named the 4th because it falls on the 4th. Fireworks are for the 4th. That's the day that comes after the 3rd and before the 5th. Get it?
Shoot your stupid fireworks off on the 4th while we're all at Coolidge. I just saved $52 dollars on my insurance by switching to Geico. But I also just got $4,000 in tax cuts from TRUMP.
Re: People, guess what!
Posted by Wally Bunker on July 1, 2017, 10:55 pm, in reply to "People, guess what!"
Pauley, it sounds like you have this topic nailed 100%. I touched on it briefly on another thread but not nearly as head on. That was very clever and so sadly honest. F*** your life, a N.J. professor caught bashing a conservative student, only days after a Muzzie Professor in Mexifornia verbally assaults a dead former first lady. Nothing new here.
on July 1, 2017, 9:56 pm