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    Resurrection Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on April 29, 2015, 12:44 am


    Subject: Resurrection
    While the priest was presenting a children's sermon,
    He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.
    Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
    asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
    In response to the question, 'what is the resurrection,' a little boy raised his hand.

    The priest called on him and the boy said,
    'I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
    you are supposed to call the doctor.'
    It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough to continue the service.


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    • Resurrection - Sleuth April 29, 2015, 12:44 am