i didnt compare myself to jesus, in any way other than saying stupid people persecuted him. you gonna say stupid people have not done this to me?
i plead for peace and i am an extremist.
i call for an end to the largest cause of bankruptcy - and i am a young punk who knows nothing.
but now that you mention it - i can not be the king troll, since i dubbed that your title maybe a year ago.
and since you mention it, i might as well play along...
yes. i am jesus. i was born the son of man. i ride a flaming magical unicorn, and my piss can feed the hungry. i also wield magic and am incapable of any sin.