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    Looking That Old Archived Message

    Posted by sleuth on February 25, 2011, 10:58 am

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
    OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS MARY , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
    ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS
    FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,
    DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
    NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
    HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
    ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
    THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
    FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
    MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
    YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


    THEN, THAT UGLY,
    OLD,
    BALDING,
    WRINKLED FACED,
    FAT-ASSED,
    GRAY-HAIRED,
    DECREPIT
    SON-OF-A-b###h
    ASKED,

    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

    Have a Nice Day....


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