It wasn't that long ago you thought the administration of Pontoon Beach was nothing more than a group of partying no-brain, no-counts.
The party at the beach event was nothing more than a hoosier fest full of drunken trash.
Now days, you can't sing their praises high or loud enough. I'm surprised anyone can even understand you with your nostrils constantly being covered with the testicles of a couple of these guys!
Damn man, how much does an inspection for the village of Pontoon Beach pay? Is it worth your dignity?