When I was a sophomore, a girl asked me how to spell ORANGE. I spelled it for her, and she said, “No not the fruit – The Color”.
I was on the bus once, sitting next to my twin brother, and a girl across from us was clearly baffled by our very existence. She asked a few questions about being twins, including “How do you know your’re you?”
I’m a high school English teacher. One of my students asked me hot to spell ‘worstest’.
Working in a call center, I answered a call where the customer’s only question was “How do I contact your company by phone?”