I make sure they ALL get my attention---and I take them for walks.
I allow them to have important meetings that I rule over. Woof! No more spinach cakes!
Afternoon tea is the perfect time to train them, they love my cookies.
When they are too busy I punish them by not sharing my bed with them. Move over squirt the Queen is here!
The other riff-raff in the house are all under my reign----That biscuit is MINE!
This human is my favorite-----I have her trained to throw my squishy toy, over and over!
The boy humans let me have the best seat to watch the games. I love the 'bunny' commercials.
I let them share my pizza, they can have all the pepperoni I leave on the rug.
IF they are very good, I clean their shoes and trim their shoelaces.
And, I help them keep their New Years' Resolutions---and eat all the cookies!!!
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