LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT FOR #99... TAKING RESUMES NOW...
Posted by MX500
on 1/7/2013, 8:21 pm
JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE I AM NOW ACCEPTING RESUMES FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON. YOU MUST HAVE THE SKILLS AND PERSONALITY OF THE FORMER #99 TO QUALIFY. YOU MUST HAVE THE FOLLOWING: ARROGANCE, A "KNOW IT ALL" ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING, A GREAT SENSE OF TIMING (KNOWING WHICH EXCUSE WILL WORK BEST FOR THAT MOMENT), HIGH MORAL CONVICTION (BEATING SOMEONE WHO IS 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU CONSTITUTES TRUE SUPERIORITY), A STRONG BELIEF THAT IF YOU ARE THE BEST LOOKING RIDER THAN YOU "MUST BE" THE BEST RIDER. AN AMAZING MATHMATICAL ABILITY TO CHANGE A 20% WIN RATIO TO AN 80% WIN RATIO OVERNIGHT...ALL OTHERS NEED NOT APPLY..... THANK YOU.....
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