Posted by Rana_Kane
on 4/4/2009, 2:49 am
I refuse to believe I'm the only one. One of the reasons I post my D&D dreams on my site, Realmlore, is in the hope that others will share their D&D dreams. I just had sex with Venger in a tub about seven hours ago.
Please, if you've had a dream about anything to do with the D&D cartoon, share it.
Here's one I never wrote about before. (At least, I don't think I have.) This will be my first time sharing this one. I may add it to my site later, but I hadn't shared this one so far because it involved Venger having sex with a member of my family and it was just too . . . wrong. 
But I can edit around that identification. Also, he was so out-of-character it wasn't funny.
I was hugging my husband. His back was to Venger and Shadow Demon, both of whom only I was supposed to be able to see.
Venger kept trying to talk to me, but there were other people around and it was too distracting. I was still in my hug as I mouthed to Venger things such as, "Not now! Later! Go away! I can't talk to you right now."
He knew exactly what I was saying, but he was screwing with me, saying, "What? What? I can't hear you."
A balding man in a Hawaiian shirt suddenly walked between us and, without looking at either of us, said to Venger, "She said, 'Shut up and go away!'"
My mouth dropped open as I watched this man casually stroll on by. I had been playing in saying these things to Venger, but the way he expressed it, it was like I was angry with Venger, which I wasn't. And I was trying to convey to Venger, all of this still during my hug, that I didn't mean it that way.
Then, later, I was sitting out of sight on the rug in my living room. A relative of mine and her friend were visiting. My husband was on the couch. Venger looked human and was sitting in one of the recliners.
Suddenly, he had my relative on the rug and was screwing her. He wasn't disguised anymore, but no one noticed. He had made sure they were where I could clearly see them going at it. He even looked at me as he pounded her, obviously trying to make me jealous.
They finished, and he got up. She rose, propping herself up on her hands, and said, "I think I just had. . . . What do you call it?"
"An orgasm," Venger answered from his recliner.
"Yeah! That's it! An orgasm!" she said.
I just sat there and didn't say a word. I refused to react. I knew he was just screwing with me because I wouldn't make time for him earlier.
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