Posted by Tom Swift on 10/18/2009, 6:24 am
“Welcome to Grant’s Tomb,” Tom said cryptically.
“Smoking is not permitted in here,” Tom fumed.
“Your boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.
“I prefer to press my own clothes,” Tom said ironically.
“It’s the maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.
“You’re burning the candle at both ends,” Tom said wickedly.
“I hope I can still play the guitar,” Tom fretted.
“They pulled the wool over my eyes,” said Tom sheepishly.
“Someone removed the twos from this deck,” Tom deduced.
“Do you like my new refrigerator?” asked Tom coolly.
“I’ll have to send that telegram again,” Tom said remorsefully.
“The criminals were escorted downstairs,” Tom said condescendingly.
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